Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

- Jack Handey

Show Your TOEist Pride!
Earn admirers. Spread the word. Spend some cash!

OUR CAFEPRESS STORE
Visit our store at CafePress, where you can buy all sorts of items with our logo on it. T-Shirts, mugs, bags, caps, clocks, etc.

DO IT YOURSELF T-Shirts
For the crafty and/or budget-minded, download templates to print up, iron on, and make your own T-shirt, sweatshirt, bag, or other TOE textile.

MINISTERS' MATERIALS
Here you can download templates for business cards, stationery, ID Cards, Parking Passes and Press Passes. All the things you need to make the most of your ministry.
[minster materials require username and password to download - you must email registrar@templeofearth.com to receive them.]

CERTIFICATES
Here you can download templates for all sorts of event recognition and honors. Wedding certificates, Ordination certificates, Baby-naming certificates, Pet-Naming certificates, Friendship certificates, Vow of Love certificates, etc.
[certificates require username and password to download - you must email registrar@templeofearth.com to receive them.]

DEGREES
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